Sex cu partenerul real sau cel din filmele XXX?

Come bedtime, John and Joan indulge in pornography. John becomes excited by gazing at the woman in the pictures instead of Joan; Joan becomes excited by imagining the man in the pictures instead of John. Then they go to bed and have intercourse. The question is, who are they having it with? They may be having sex at the same time, but they plainly aren't having it with each other. John is having it with the fantasy woman, Joan with the fantasy man. The fact that the fantasy partners are not physically present is merely a detail.

We would be shocked by the suggestion that John and Joan should hire a male and female pair of prostitutes for the night, warm up with the prostitutes, then roll over simultaneously and complete the sexual experience with each other. Yet that is in essence what they are doing. They are having sex with other people even though no one is present but themselves.

Come bedtime, John and Joan indulge in pornography. John becomes excited by gazing at the woman in the pictures instead of Joan; Joan becomes excited by imagining the man in the pictures instead of John. Then they go to bed and have intercourse. The question is, who are they having it with? They may be having sex at the same time, but they plainly aren't having it with each other. John is having it with the fantasy woman, Joan with the fantasy man. The fact that the fantasy partners are not physically present is merely a detail.

We would be shocked by the suggestion that John and Joan should hire a male and female pair of prostitutes for the night, warm up with the prostitutes, then roll over simultaneously and complete the sexual experience with each other. Yet that is in essence what they are doing. They are having sex with other people even though no one is present but themselves.

Come bedtime, John and Joan indulge in pornography. John becomes excited by gazing at the woman in the pictures instead of Joan; Joan becomes excited by imagining the man in the pictures instead of John. Then they go to bed and have intercourse. The question is, who are they having it with? They may be having sex at the same time, but they plainly aren't having it with each other. John is having it with the fantasy woman, Joan with the fantasy man. The fact that the fantasy partners are not physically present is merely a detail.

We would be shocked by the suggestion that John and Joan should hire a male and female pair of prostitutes for the night, warm up with the prostitutes, then roll over simultaneously and complete the sexual experience with each other. Yet that is in essence what they are doing. They are having sex with other people even though no one is present but themselves.

Mai, putica (numele ce l-ai ales?), daca eu iti scriu in chineza sau maghiara, ce intelegi. Sau vrei sa te dai rotund? Limba care ti-a dat-o maica-ta in care fund ai bagat-o?

Mai, putica (numele ce l-ai ales?), daca eu iti scriu in chineza sau maghiara, ce intelegi. Sau vrei sa te dai rotund? Limba care ti-a dat-o maica-ta in care fund ai bagat-o?

Come bedtime, John and Joan indulge in pornography. John becomes excited by gazing at the woman in the pictures instead of Joan; Joan becomes excited by imagining the man in the pictures instead of John. Then they go to bed and have intercourse. The question is, who are they having it with? They may be having sex at the same time, but they plainly aren't having it with each other. John is having it with the fantasy woman, Joan with the fantasy man. The fact that the fantasy partners are not physically present is merely a detail.

We would be shocked by the suggestion that John and Joan should hire a male and female pair of prostitutes for the night, warm up with the prostitutes, then roll over simultaneously and complete the sexual experience with each other. Yet that is in essence what they are doing. They are having sex with other people even though no one is present but themselves.

M-am straduit sa traduc textul cum am putut mai bine, pentru cei ce inca n-au terminat liceul, nu le-a fost draga cartea sau au studiat limba rusa in loc de cea engleza in scoala.
"Vine vremea de mers la culcare, John si Joan (Ionut si Ioana) se dedau la pornografie. Ionut se excita privind la femeia de per ecran in locul Ioanei; Ioana se excita imaginindu-si barbatul de per ecran in locul lui Ionut. Apoi se duc in pat si fac sex. Intrebarea este: cu cine fac ei sex? Ei fac sex in acelasi timp dar in mod sigur nu impreuna.Ionut face sex cu o femeie imaginara, Ioana cu un barbat imaginar. Faptul ca partenerii imaginari nu sint prezenti fizic este dar un amarit de detaliu.
Am fi socati daca cineva ar sugera ca Ionut si Ioana ar putea sa angajeze un cuplu prostituat femeie-barbat pentru o noapte, sa se incalzeasca cu prostituatii, apoi sa se urce simultan unul pe celalalt si sa incheie experienta sexuala impreuna. Totusi, in esenta, ei asta si fac! Ei fac sex cu alti oameni desi doar ei doi sint prezenti."

Si acuma ce parere aveti? Despre subiect nu despre talentul meu la tradus...

M-am straduit sa traduc textul cum am putut mai bine, pentru cei ce inca n-au terminat liceul, nu le-a fost draga cartea sau au studiat limba rusa in loc de cea engleza in scoala.
"Vine vremea de mers la culcare, John si Joan (Ionut si Ioana) se dedau la pornografie. Ionut se excita privind la femeia de per ecran in locul Ioanei; Ioana se excita imaginindu-si barbatul de per ecran in locul lui Ionut. Apoi se duc in pat si fac sex. Intrebarea este: cu cine fac ei sex? Ei fac sex in acelasi timp dar in mod sigur nu impreuna.Ionut face sex cu o femeie imaginara, Ioana cu un barbat imaginar. Faptul ca partenerii imaginari nu sint prezenti fizic este dar un amarit de detaliu.
Am fi socati daca cineva ar sugera ca Ionut si Ioana ar putea sa angajeze un cuplu prostituat femeie-barbat pentru o noapte, sa se incalzeasca cu prostituatii, apoi sa se urce simultan unul pe celalalt si sa incheie experienta sexuala impreuna. Totusi, in esenta, ei asta si fac! Ei fac sex cu alti oameni desi doar ei doi sint prezenti."

Si acuma ce parere aveti? Despre subiect nu despre talentul meu la tradus...

Mai bine ma uitam la Brucan

Come bedtime, John and Joan indulge in pornography. John becomes excited by gazing at the woman in the pictures instead of Joan; Joan becomes excited by imagining the man in the pictures instead of John. Then they go to bed and have intercourse. The question is, who are they having it with? They may be having sex at the same time, but they plainly aren't having it with each other. John is having it with the fantasy woman, Joan with the fantasy man. The fact that the fantasy partners are not physically present is merely a detail.

We would be shocked by the suggestion that John and Joan should hire a male and female pair of prostitutes for the night, warm up with the prostitutes, then roll over simultaneously and complete the sexual experience with each other. Yet that is in essence what they are doing. They are having sex with other people even though no one is present but themselves.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

betooooon!!!

N-am scris eu minunea aia de text, l-am gasit pe net si chiar mi s-a parut interesant. Avind in vedere ca engleza este limba internationala, si ca romanii sint atit de talentati la limbi straine mi-am permis sa postez textul in engleza. Eu am cerut doar pareri nu epitete. Cuvinte de genul "putica" nu-si au locul pe forumuri, asa te poti exprima doar in discutiile cu cei apropiati tie, care sigur, folosesc acelasi limbaj elevat. Si chiar... ce-ai vrut sa-mi demonstrezi cind mi te-ai adresat cu cuvintul "putica"??? Faptul ca stapinesti bine jargonul limbii romane sau chiar nu ti-a trecut vreun alt cuvint prin cap? Daca imi scrii in chineza nu pricep dar daca putem purta o conversatie usoara in limba asta, ironia sortii face sa lucrez cu chinezi. Iar daca imi scrii in ungureste ai grija la ortografie ca altfel corectez cu rosu. In speranta ca n-am fost prea subtila pentru gusturile unora (ma refer la cei care au acaparat forumul desi nu scriu mai mult de doua propozitii intr-un post ca sa nu oboseasca) va doresc o seara placuta tuturor si all the best! (Sic, nu m-am putut abtine.)

Vezi ca ti s-a imbaxit creierul. Mergi cu el la curatat.

ÎMBÂCSÍT, -Ã, îmbâcsiþi, -te, adj. 1. Care este plin, înþesat de praf, de murdãrie sau de miasme. 2. (Reg.) Care este umplut peste mãsurã; îndesat. – V. îmbâcsi.
Dar asta nu inseamna ca scriem Toni Bracston!

Am inteles doamna diriginta! Ai dreptate, dar numai intr-o mana.

opa... ca incet incet ni se dezvolta vocabularul!